oh, how i laugh...

i've long known about The Mechanical Contrivium -- click the link, and you can plug in any noun you want. the website picks 10 random facts from a large database, and replaces a word in each sentence with a noun you picked.

my best one to date was plugging in my advisor's algorithm and getting:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Z's algorithm!
1. Z's algorithm is the sacred animal of Thailand.
2. In Chinese, the sound 'z's algorithm' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
3. The opposite sides of z's algorithm always add up to seven.
4. The international dialling code for z's algorithm is 672.
5. Z's algorithm can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of z's algorithm.
7. The only Englishman to become zeilberger's algorithm was Nicholas Breakspear, who was z's algorithm from 1154 to 1159.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled z's algorithm.
9. In its entire life, z's algorithm will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
10. If you drop z's algorithm from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!

...but i had read that list several months ago. 5 minutes ago, i was plugging in random things, and i now officially have the BEST LIST EVER. by the end of it, i couldn't contain myself, i was laughing so hard. i hope it cracks you up too! enjoy!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stupid boys!
1. Stupid boys have 118 ridges around the edge.
2. Never store stupid boys at room temperature.
3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of stupid boys!
4. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in stupid boys.
5. California is the biggest exporter of stupid boys in the world.
6. The colour of stupid boys is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is!
7. Antarctica is the only continent without stupid boys.
8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but stupid boys can not!
9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and stupid boys have 7.
10. If you kiss stupid boys for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

happy monday!!!