quote of the week

(on the phone just now)
eric: so, it just occured to me that maybe you want to see a show in vegas... apparently that's what people do there
me: apparently? this coming from a native? how much do shows cost?
eric: let's see... i'm pulling up the bellagio website... attractions, golf, spa, weddings... (laughing) hey wanna get married at the bellagio?
me: so *that*'s what we're doing in july?... dude!
eric: just kidding, dude, ok, shows... tickets start at...
(the rest is uninteresting numbers... that was just about the funniest thing said all week in my book =P)