oh man...

what drugs was scott on last night? check out the following:

me: so new life plan
me: wanna hear it?
scott: shoot
me:
    ---: optimal?
    me: ideally how would you get where and on what days?
    ---: I fly to Newark, you take me to car, you get in my car, we drive to NC. after a night or two there, we board a LARGE boat, WITH the car, and go to Spain. drive through france, italy, over toward hungary, where we live.
    me: lol
    ---: with that plan, what days dont matter anymore.
    me: that's a good plan
    ---: because we both, quit our lives.
scott: wow, that's a pretty phat plan, babe
me: lol -- when did you start calling me babe?
scott: hon, i was BORN callin' you babe!
me: (thinks to self....
    option 1; i'm not actually talking to scott
    option 2: scott's on drugs today
    option 3: i've stepped into a parallel universe i've not met before)
me: *scared you away -- hahahaha!*
scott is idle at 1:24:35 AM.
scott is no longer idle at 2:00:44 AM.
scott is away at 2:00:49 AM.
scott returned at 2:03:11 AM.
scott: (oops, sorry dear, i was distracted by mr. billiards)

Auto response from me (i.e. i'd already gone to sleep):
    life plan 1:
    stay in school, pass the qual, get a PhD

    life plan 2 (as per travis):
    ---: I fly to Newark, you take me to car, you get in my car, we drive to NC. after a night or two there, we board a LARGE boat, WITH the car, and go to Spain. drive through france, italy, over toward hungary, where we live.
    ---: with that plan, what days dont matter anymore.
    ---: because we both, quit our lives.
    your vote here:
    night y'all :-P

scott: but now i'm back!!
scott: hey, when were we getting margaritas?
scott: do you want to do it tomorrow night instead?
scott: or was there a reason you couldn't.....i forget
scott: are you still up hunny pie?
scott signed off at 2:47:41 AM.

(that's the first time i've heard him use ANY of the names above.... he's not gonna hear the end of *this* one :-P)