you might have a good friend if...

you spend 45 minutes on the phone, saying mostly, "i'm stupid, i'm dumb, i'm going to fail, i'm going to die, i'm worthless" and variations on those themes
and 45 minutes later said friend is still on the other end of the line telling you things to the contrary, "not that you'll believe me, because i know you're stubborn about being negative about yourself, but maybe if you hear me say the opposite often enough you'll hear me saying it once awhile in your head amidst all the lies in there"

yeah... that's my afternoon... yay for people who don't give up on me, even when i'm ready to